note to self: do not read Tomato Nation while drinking tea.
Eighteen pounds. I thought out loud that perhaps his winter coat accounted for a couple of those pounds; Dr. Dan disagreed. I observed conversationally that life is short and he likes to eat; Dr. Dan wondered in response how I would feel about that philosophy when Joe got diabetes and I had to give him shots three times a day. I announced in a confident tone that surely I could find a solution besides putting the cats on a diet; Dr. Dan agreed that cutting Joe in half would certainly solve the problem.
"Or you could just make sure he gets more exercise."
The list that follows is long and extremely funny.
"Or you could just make sure he gets more exercise."
The list that follows is long and extremely funny.