Red Dog is sneaky.

(Scene: 4:45 AM, my bedroom)

Spotty Dog: I'm thirsty.
Spotty Dog: Also, i have to pee.
Spotty Dog: WAKE UP, I'M THIRSTY.
Kris: *erghblerarghwhut?*  *gets up, takes both dogs out*
Spotty Dog: Yay! *guzzles water*
Red Dog: *plots*
Kris: Okay.  Everyone good, and back in the crate?  Awesome.  i'm going back to sleep.

(fifteen minutes pass)

Red Dog: I have to pee.
Kris: *waking from a doze*  You what?  You just went out.  
Red Dog: I HAVE to PEE.
Kris: Fine.  *gets up, lets dogs out of crate, heads downstairs*
Red Dog: *hops into bed with Bryan and Laura*  Oh, what I meant was that I was lonely. Sorry.  My bad.
Kris: I...no, it's 5 am, I do not have enough brain to get into an argument with you, dog.  Fine.
Spotty Dog: Can I have up on your bed, lady?
Kris: ...sure.
Spotty Dog: *smug*
Red Dog: *snores*

Pictures from Sunday

The +7 Vest Of Festiveness grants the wearer special bonuses against grinches, humbugs, and holiday weight gain! (This is Randy, one of my Clarion West classmates.)


This is not quite all of Horrific Miscue, but it's a good number of us. Check out all of those smilin' writers!